Thanksgiving Day Humor - Watch This Before You Touch That Turkey!

Note to self, drink a very large cup of coffee before beginning turkey preparation...

 

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No turkey deserves this kind of abuse! Wishing one and all a very Happy Thanksgiving! And for those of you that will be up as early as I will be to prepare for the big day - have another cup of coffee!

 

 

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