Tuesday Tickles - Some Cat and Dog Jokes To Make You Laugh

Into every day a little laughter goes a long way...enjoy these jokes and have a few laughs today!  

And a big Thank You to Reader's Digest for their wonderful collection of jokes to share...

Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!


Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You've got to be kitten me!


Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

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