Thanksgiving Day Humor - Watch This Before You Touch That Turkey!

Note to self, drink a very large cup of coffee before beginning turkey preparation...


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No turkey deserves this kind of abuse! Wishing one and all a very Happy Thanksgiving! And for those of you that will be up as early as I will be to prepare for the big day - have another cup of coffee!


Lisa Von Domek


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Comment balloon 17 commentsLisa Von Domek • November 26 2015 04:36AM


Good morning Lisa. I wish you a lovely day surrounded by those who matter to you.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 5 years ago

Hi Lisa.  Too funny giving the bird a massage and then a hot foot.  Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

Posted by Conrad Allen, Webster, Ma, Realtor (Re/Max Professional Associates) about 5 years ago

Good morning Lisa,

Very funny. If the coffee is gone remember to sample any alcoholic beverages used in the cooking to make sure it has not gone stale!

Happy Thanksging to you and yours.

Make yourself a great day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 5 years ago

Good morning and happy turkey-day.

Posted by Becca Rasmussen (HomeSmart Cherry Creek) about 5 years ago

I hope you have a joyful day with friends and family celebrating all that we have to be thankful for in this wonderful country. Have a very Happy Thanksgiving  I am thankful for having gotten to know you a little this year! 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC (Keller Williams Capital Properties) about 5 years ago

Cute video.  Wishing you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving Mrs. Von D.


Posted by Roger D. Mucci, Lets shake things up at your home today! (Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092) about 5 years ago

Very cute, Lisa... I always think about doing one of these jib-jab greetings and then forget! Happy Turkey Day to you!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) about 5 years ago

Good morning Lisa - I think I will have that second cup of coffee now.  Have a very Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 5 years ago

I'm afraid that would absolutely be me if I were to try and prepare a Thanksgiving meal without first having my coffee in the morning! Have a great Thanksgiving Lisa!

Posted by Nicole Doty - Gilbert Real Estate Expert, Broker/Owner of Zion Realty (Zion Realty) about 5 years ago

Lisa wishing you and your family a very happy and special Thanksgiving to you from CT.

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) about 5 years ago

I don't know some "Old Perv Turkeys" might enjoy

Posted by ba`B Ratliff, "Sold with Bob" (Robert Ratliff Realty) about 5 years ago

Lisa - Thanks for the funny Turkey preparation video. Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

Posted by John Pusa, Your All Time Realtor With Exceptional Service (Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Crest) about 5 years ago

Hope you had a great holiday and your Turkey cooperated!!!

Posted by Rob Thomas, Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro (Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954) about 5 years ago


Thanks for sharing the video . . . . I hope your Thanksgiving was amazing.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) about 5 years ago

Lisa loved it hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving and the Turkey stayed in the oven until it was ready to be eaten:)))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) about 5 years ago

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you:) ! 

Hope you are enjoying your holidays! 

Posted by Inna Ivchenko, Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA (Barcode Properties) about 5 years ago


A big cup coffee is a good start for cooking a Thanksgiving dinner.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) about 5 years ago

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