Witty Wednesday - Five Surgeons

Five Surgeons

 

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
 on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' 

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
 electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' 

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
 are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
 construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when
 he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.'

 

 

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Comment balloon 47 commentsLisa Von Domek • October 19 2016 03:46AM

Comments

Good Morning Lisa - you really hit a home run with that one.  I will remember to use it.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) almost 3 years ago

Good morning Lisa.  This is one post I totally believe is true. 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) almost 3 years ago

That last little line got a big 'A..' laugh.  Thanks for that this morning.  Mark

Posted by Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint, North Idaho Real Estate - 208-255.6227 almost 3 years ago

Good morning Lisa. The Doctor from Washington DC knows much more than most voters! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) almost 3 years ago

Hi Lisa.  I can definitely agree with the fifth surgeon.  

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) almost 3 years ago

LOL! I'm going to have to share this with some friends

Posted by Rebecca Lewis (ODAT Realty Services, Inc) almost 3 years ago

Good morning Lisa and ta dum bum. We can only hope for better. Cheers.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) almost 3 years ago

Hi Lisa, very funny. Now if you could just stop my TV from reminding every 30 seconds how awful both parties are...

Posted by Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty, Florida Space Coast Homes (Waves Realty) almost 3 years ago

Were truer words ever spoken? LOL - thanks for the laughs Lisa Von Domek 

Posted by Jennifer Mackay, Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582 (Counts Real Estate Group, Inc.) almost 3 years ago

LOVE this!  I totally agree about the politicians.

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) almost 3 years ago

Ooooo Lisa Von Domek I thinnk you better find a hole to hide in. That is scary stuff, indeed.

Bill Roberts

Posted by Bill Roberts, "Baby Boomer" Retirement Planner (Brooks and Dunphy Real Estate) almost 3 years ago

Hmm, I am thinking there is more truth to that statement than just a joke, especially with this years election, haha.

Posted by Brian England, MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ (Arizona Focus Realty) almost 3 years ago

Oh that is funny, Lisa and has so much truth in it. Have a Wonderful Wednesday.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) almost 3 years ago

I knew everyone would get a kick out of this one Grant Schneider !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Sadly true James Dray , sadly true

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint Happy I could start your day with a laugh!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Wayne Martin and what a scary sad fact that is!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Gabe Sanders I do as well, and I think most others do too!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Great Rebecca Lewis share and share and share

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

We must have hope Sheila Anderson or spend the day crying

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

If only I had that power Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 airRErealty.com I would certainly make it so!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

I thought this one was apropos for today with the last debate Jennifer Mackay 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

And isn't it sad that we do Sharon Tara ?

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Especially with the last debate tonight Bill Roberts 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

There is no arguing with that Brian England !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

You as well Debbie Reynolds but a good day may be ruined by tonight's debate!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Good afternoon Lisa,

Very very good!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) almost 3 years ago

I am so happy that you enjoyed this Raymond E. Camp have a fabulous day!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Very appropriate.  I have my Ballot sitting on my desk staring at me as I type.  I just can't get excited about this one.  The race reminds me of the Wizard of Oz.  No heart - no brains - no courage and of course the Wicked Witch!

There's no place like home!

Posted by Belinda Spillman, Colorado Living! (Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado) almost 3 years ago

Lisa I would say the Surgeon from DC hit the nail on the head with his response :) :) :)

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) almost 3 years ago

Belinda Spillman I think that you hit the nail on the head with this one!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

George Souto there can be no argument on that!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Made me laugh out loud Lisa Von Domek Very Witty for Wednesday.

Posted by Mary Yonkers, Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor (Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate) almost 3 years ago

Perfect time of year to share this one, Lisa!

Posted by Donna Foerster, Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant (HomeSmart Realty Group) almost 3 years ago

Good evening Lisa Von Domek ,  How could anyone top that?  Good one!

Posted by Larry Johnston, Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN (Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC) almost 3 years ago

Love love love this one, Lisa. Thanks for the chuckle!

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) almost 3 years ago

Hello Lisa Von Domek,  Good one, made my morning already.  Now you make it a great day!

 

Posted by Will Hamm, "Where There's a Will, There's a Way!" (Hamm Homes) almost 3 years ago

I just shared this one with our office assistant. We both loved it. 

Posted by Debbie Laity, Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO (Cedaredge Land Company) almost 3 years ago

So happy to hear that it made you laugh Mary Yonkers !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Donna Foerster my thoughts exactly!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Larry Johnston I think that you are right!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

You are so welcome Rebecca Gaujot, the Go To Realtor® !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Great Will Hamm so happy that I could start your day off with a smile!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

Debbie Laity with the election looming, this is a timely share!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 3 years ago

For surgeons walk into a bar and one of them gets it stuck inside of them. Then, other one says, "Hey, I think I can remove that for you!"

Posted by Laura Cerrano, Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher (Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island) almost 3 years ago

I think you got that exactly right Lisa Von Domek ! My vote is on the politicians, they are so versatile!

Posted by Evelyn Johnston, The People You Know, Like and Trust! (Friends & Neighbors Real Estate) almost 3 years ago

I am a bit late to the game on this one, but it still made me chuckle.  Thanks!

Posted by Chris Lima, Local or Global-Allow me to open doors for you. (Atlantic Shores Realty Expertise) almost 3 years ago

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