Some Halloween Humor

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...when behind him he hears:

Bump...BUMP...BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.  However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

Clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...

On his heels, the terrified man runs.  Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.  His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.  With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!  Bumping and clapping toward him the man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...The coffin stops.

Get It? 

 

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Comment balloon 38 commentsLisa Von Domek • October 25 2016 06:51PM

Comments

Well, at least it was a *clean* Halloween joke.

Posted by Michelle Carr-Crowe Just Call 408-252-8900 Top 1%!, Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years (Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty) almost 2 years ago

Lisa, ha ha ha!  Right now, we all need all the jokes we can get.

Posted by Patricia Kennedy, Home in the Capital (RLAH Real Estate) almost 2 years ago

Those are the only kind I do Michelle Carr-Crowe-Selling Silicon Valley Homes in Top Schools San Jose, Cupertino, Saratoga, Palo Alto-Just Call 408-252-8900 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

That was my thought as well Patricia Kennedy and why I am cranking up the Halloween Humor a few days early. 

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

That is one I can tell around the firepit, thanks Lisa :)

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty, Martha Hilton, Broker) almost 2 years ago

Great Rebecca Gaujot, the Go To Realtor® this one is perfect for spooky fun around a campfire!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Thanks for the humor tonight after a long day in real estate.

Posted by Harry F. D'Elia, Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR (Real Estate and Beyond, LLC) almost 2 years ago

Groan! Cough Cough Cough! Thanks for the chuckle - it was a long day for certain!

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) almost 2 years ago

Hello Lisa

Thanks for the laugh and have a great week ...

Posted by Robert Vegas Bob Swetz, Las Vegas Henderson Homes for Sale (Realty ONE Group) almost 2 years ago

Hi Lisa Von Domek ,  What a cute joke.  hanks for the laugh! 

Posted by Larry Johnston, Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN (Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC) almost 2 years ago

Hello Lisa, thanks for the giggle!

Posted by Donna Foerster, Metro Denver Real Estate Agent (HomeSmart Realty Group) almost 2 years ago

I enjoyed that joke, Lisa. I hope you are having a pleasant and productive week.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) almost 2 years ago

Lisa after a day like today this was a cute chuckle:) Robitussin to the rescue:)) or should I say Lisa Von Domek  to the rescue:))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) almost 2 years ago

It's scary that I actually find some of that funny in that sense. Love and light

Posted by Laura Cerrano, Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher (Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island) almost 2 years ago

Good Morning Lisa - OMG.  It was a slightly delayed reaction for me but I got it.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) almost 2 years ago

Ugh! Lisa Von Domek can you pleeese spalin ta'me? I am sure you have many, many more yet to come our way!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty National) almost 2 years ago

When a pun is good it has the quality of you saying eouwww! Good one!

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) almost 2 years ago

Hi Lisa, I can't help laughing so hard I started coffin!  

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) almost 2 years ago

lol..ok, I have heard better jokes...but it is tough to do a coffin joke. Keep them coming :)

Posted by Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty, Florida Space Coast Homes (Waves Realty) almost 2 years ago

Good morning Lisa. Sorry, but I don't get it.   :(  It everyon r else does.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) almost 2 years ago

You are so welcome Harry F. D'Elia 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Lise Howe I know, I know...but it is a clean joke that can be shared!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Wishing you a great week as well Robert Vegas Bob Swetz 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

You are very welcome Larry Johnston !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

So glad this made you giggle Donna Foerster !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Working like crazy to be able to enjoy next weekend in Florida Debbie Reynolds !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

A coffin that bad might require something stronger than even I Endre Barath, Jr. !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Whywould that be scary Laura?

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

I knew that you would Grant Schneider ...but I did have someone admit they didn't get it and that's why I added that last line

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Aw c'mon Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386 a nice clean joke with a twist...but I did have someone that didn't get it

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

I am so happy that you enjoyed this Joe Pryor !

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Perfect response Gabe Sanders ...as always!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

The difficult part Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 airRErealty.com is finding a clean joke to share!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

There was never a doubt in my mind you would get this Sheila Anderson but I did have someone that didn't!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

Lisa

Got it . . . . The story quacked me up.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) almost 2 years ago

LOL Lou Ludwig so glad that you enjoyed this one!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

And the coffin stops.

LOL

My dad will love this.

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) almost 2 years ago

This one is always a big hit Sharon Tara 

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 2 years ago

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