Saturday Smiles - A Little Maxine Humor For You

"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
Can of worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .. 
. . .. Dead 


Drink and cigar
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead 



Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead


Hershey's Syrup


Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive … 


So the Minister asked the congregation, 

"What did you learn from this demonstration?" 



Maxine

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .. 
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, 

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
!




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Comment balloon 9 commentsLisa Von Domek • June 02 2018 06:24PM

Comments

Thanks for the smile Lisa Von Domek . Have a great weekend.

Posted by Bob "RealMan" Timm, Owner of Ward Co. Notary Services, retired Realtor (Ward County Notary Services) over 2 years ago

Lisa, gotta love this one, now with that said, I  do not smoke anymore but I feel safe  I will not have any worms either:)))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) over 2 years ago

That was a good one, Lisa Von Domek .  Thanks for sharing. 

Posted by Lynnea Miller, Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon (Bend Premier Real Estate) over 2 years ago

Good evening Lisa Von Domek,

You brought a smile to my face this evening with this one! Thank you..only Maxine would bring down the house with this comment!

Posted by Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899) over 2 years ago

Morning Lisa.

You know, Maxine is probably right.  I'll give it a try and let you know 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 2 years ago

Good morning Lisa. Maxine summed it up well! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) over 2 years ago

That is a great example of be careful what you ask for because you may not get the answer you want to hear.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) over 2 years ago

She always makes a good point, right?  I mean, who wants to have worms in their home, haha.

Posted by Brian England, MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ (Arizona Focus Realty) over 2 years ago

Hello Lisa --- now that is quite the punchline.  Wise words.

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 over 2 years ago

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