Tuesday Tickles - Some Cat and Dog Jokes To Make You Laugh

Into every day a little laughter goes a long way...enjoy these jokes and have a few laughs today!  

And a big Thank You to Reader's Digest for their wonderful collection of jokes to share...

Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!


Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You've got to be kitten me!


Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsLisa Von Domek • July 17 2018 04:17PM

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Good afternoon Lisa. Too funny and all from Readers Digust too. I remember reading it years ago.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 1 year ago

Very funny Lisa. However, when I told them to my two dogs (Barney & Duke) and my cat Charlotte they just didn't get it 

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) about 1 year ago

Lisa those are pretty corny but they still made me laugh

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) about 1 year ago

Those are the kind of jokes I hope to tell my grandson in a year or two!

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) about 1 year ago

Morning Lisa.

As soon as my great grand kids get old enough to understand, I hope to be around to tell them these silly one liners.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) about 1 year ago

Godd mroning Lisa - thanks for the laughs.  That is a magazine I haven't seen in a while.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 year ago

These are good and I always enjoyed reading the jokes in Readers Digest, but I haven't read that magazine in a long time.

Posted by Brian England, MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ (Arizona Focus Realty) about 1 year ago

Can you here the graons coming from my typing on the computer. Take my wife, please!

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 1 year ago

Cute and my grandsons would all love them as they all have both cats and dogs at their houses.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) about 1 year ago

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