Into every day a little laughter goes a long way...enjoy these jokes and have a few laughs today! 
And a big Thank You to Reader's Digest for their wonderful collection of jokes to share...
Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!
Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You've got to be kitten me!
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
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Good afternoon Lisa. Too funny and all from Readers Digust too. I remember reading it years ago.
Very funny Lisa. However, when I told them to my two dogs (Barney & Duke) and my cat Charlotte they just didn't get it
Lisa those are pretty corny but they still made me laugh
Those are the kind of jokes I hope to tell my grandson in a year or two!
Morning Lisa.
As soon as my great grand kids get old enough to understand, I hope to be around to tell them these silly one liners.
Godd mroning Lisa - thanks for the laughs. That is a magazine I haven't seen in a while.
These are good and I always enjoyed reading the jokes in Readers Digest, but I haven't read that magazine in a long time.
Can you here the graons coming from my typing on the computer. Take my wife, please!
Cute and my grandsons would all love them as they all have both cats and dogs at their houses.