Tuesday Tickler - The Blonde And The Redhead

 

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?"

The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"                   

 

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Comment balloon 29 commentsLisa Von Domek • September 18 2018 03:26PM

Comments

Boy Lisa that is a stretch, but I guess they know each other.  Make it a  great.

 

Posted by Will Hamm, "Where There's a Will, There's a Way!" (Hamm Homes) 4 months ago

Heard it but LOVE it just the same Lisa Von Domek . Thanks for the smile today... I needed it.

Posted by Bob "RealMan" Timm, Bob Timm, Project Coordinator for Tivoli Homes (Tivoli Custom Homes) 4 months ago

I agree Will Hamm but it is a "thinker" joke (LOL)

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Every day is a good day for a smile, isn't it Bob "RealMan" Timm ?!!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Hello Lisa --- you did alert us so I knew before reading the entire post. 

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 4 months ago

Good afternoon Lisa - oh course, why everyone knows that!

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 4 months ago

That is genius!  I didn't realize redheads were that smart, haha.  I might have to tell this joke to my friends.

Posted by Brian England, MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ (Arizona Focus Realty) 4 months ago

That is hysterical! I'm not a natural blonde, so I'm ok with it. LOL

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) 4 months ago

I hope I didn't spoil it for you Michael Jacobs 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

I know Grant Schneider right?  It makes perfect sense, even if you aren't a blonde!  LOL

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Isn't that the truth Brian England it really should have been the other way around...LOL

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

I am Sharon Tara but these days, the blonde gets a little assistance  

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Thank you Lisa for giving me such a fun chuckle!!!! Loved it. 

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 4 months ago

Lisa,

What a cute story, and there are the blondes leading the blind...Have a great wonderful day.  A

Posted by Ron and Alexandra Seigel, Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy (Napa Consultants) 4 months ago

That was funny Lisa. Thanks for the laugh as I wrap up another long day. I needed it 

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 4 months ago

I am an brunette, but could relate to the explanation!!

Posted by Lynnea Miller, Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon (Bend Premier Real Estate) 4 months ago

Morning Lisa.

Somewhere in my limited memory bank, I believe I've heard this one before.  However, I know there are things I did yesterday, that I don't remember today, go figure

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 4 months ago

Thanks for sharing this tale.

Have a great day and an outstanding week.

Posted by Roy Kelley (Realty Group Referrals) 4 months ago

Hi Lisa.  Very funny.  Being a brunette (actually with the little I have left), I would never have brought the truck and the trailer.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) 4 months ago

You are welcome Kathy Streib I am so glad that it made you chuckle!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Ron and Alexandra Seigel well (A), that's what we blondes do, don't we?!!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

You are so welcome Debe Maxwell, CRS with the storms that ravaged NC I know you are having long days indeed!

 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Of that I am sure Lynnea Miller this was just a cute (clean) joke for everyone to enjoy!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Isn't that the truth James Dray sometimes I start to go upstairs in my home for something and halfway up I forgot what I was going for!  LOL

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

You are welcome Roy Kelley I hope that you and Dolores have a wonderful day!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Okay Gabe Sanders your comment has me cracking up - thank you for the chuckle!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Good morning Lisa. Ta dum bum. You did alert us though. Have a fun day.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 4 months ago

Yes, I did give the warning of a blonde joke Sheila Anderson ...giggle, giggle!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) 4 months ago

Very funny! Takes one to know one, right?

Despite the warning, I did not get it until the punch line arrived. Well done!

Posted by John Juarez, ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN (The Medford Real Estate Team) 4 months ago

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