Wednesday Whimsy - A Little Halloween Humor

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...when behind him he hears:


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.  However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


On his heels, the terrified man runs.  Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.  His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.  With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!  Bumping and clapping toward him the man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...The coffin stops.

Get It?


Lisa Von Domek


Lisa Von Domek
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Comment balloon 10 commentsLisa Von Domek • October 30 2018 10:15PM


Its pretty similar to a coffin joke the other day, I like it


Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) about 2 years ago

Good morning Lisa. I can see you are warming up for Boston! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 2 years ago

Good morning Lisa,

A good one for the day.

Enjoy Boston.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 2 years ago

It took a moment, Lisa, but yes I did get it! Happy Halloween!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) about 2 years ago

LOL good one.

Posted by Donald Urschalitz, P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County (Lubeck Realty Group) about 2 years ago

Oh, Lisa, that is so, so bad.  And, I love it.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) about 2 years ago

Good morning Lisa and ta dum bum. Yes I got it and it did give me a morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 2 years ago

Oh, Lisa, that is so weird!  I definitely think you are ready for Boston. A

Posted by Ron and Alexandra Seigel, Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy (Napa Consultants) about 2 years ago

Lisa OK I must be slowwwww because I have read it a couple of times and I am still clueless????

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) about 2 years ago

I had no idea where it was going and so glad I did get it. Perfect Halloween humor. 

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties, The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730 (Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070) about 2 years ago

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